College admissions or rejection letters coming in

It was all too much, apparently, for a young man named Paul Devlin. After getting the heave-ho from one too many colleges, he wrote a letter that was published in the New York Times. It begins:

"Dear Admissions Committee:
Having reviewed the many rejection letters I have received in the last few weeks, it is with great regret that I must inform you I am unable to accept your rejection at this time.
This year, after applying to a great many colleges and universities, I received an especially fine crop of rejection letters. Unfortunately, the number of rejections that I can accept is limited."

Any “admissions” department who’d turn down someone who could write a letter like that is in the wrong business.

For some consolation go to www.collegedropoutshalloffame.com and
see all the famous people who either dropped out or never attended.

Woody Allen was a double dropout (NYU and City College).